Based on a true story

I enjoy the following immensely:
red lipstick, old flannel, bad puns, pomo, regular mo, dismantling heternormative rhetoric and the naturalization of gender, fucking, loving, laughing, clove cigarettes, most bears, David Lynch, Patti Smith, The Rolling Thunder Revue, dandies, primal screaming, nature walks, Carlo Rossi chianti jugged wine, dogs, stargazing, wallgazing, peoplegazing, literary theory, Cultural and Media Studies, Morrowind, gin rummy, memento mori, dancing awkwardly in my car, dancing awkwardly in public, dancing awkwardly on people, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, Charles Burns, William Faulkner, any IPA ever, riot grrrl, stream of consciousness, mumbling, stumbling, losing my train of thought
....general tomfoolery and debauchery.

I don't take myself very seriously at all.